Saturday, January 11, 2014

Chapter 3 - "Cultural Sensitivity 101, Copy the Natives"



Dear friends and readers:

Took a week off. Life, eh? Stuff happens and gets in the way of art? Anyway, hope you all had a wonderful Armenian Christmas (Jan. 6), aka Three Kings Day, or Epiphany.  

The adventures of Clete Wong continue, in which he gets to know his primary contact, Lee, just a little better. In her own way, I say Lee is just trying to make Clete feel comfortable. You'll see...

Chapter 4 might run late. I decided to resume with making a bookmark this year (Year of the Horse). Some of you know what this means. In fact, I'm going to go work on it now soon as I post this. Don't worry. I'll post it for the rest of you to see too.  See you next time.

Pops



Personal Journal Entry

Monday, June 25, 2012

Project Date: Week 1, Day 2

The structure to which I was assigned, they call it “The Guest Cottage,” is one of several prefabricated structures that were put on the Island about 30 years ago for the few inhabitants that remained to live in. They all have similar floor plans, basically three rooms, one large living area, a slightly smaller room, used as a sleeping or storage area, and a kitchen utility area where there is a sink for cleaning. 

There is one electrical outlet in each room. The electrical juice is really hot here, rather like the Philippines. I had to make some modifications to my primary transformer so I don’t fry all of my equipment. I did ship a small diesel powered generator, but that is only for emergencies. The island’s generator is not too far from us and it is major sonic presence here. However nights are disturbingly quiet. When I got up my usual two to three times during the night, I could hear the rustling of insects and lizards and who knows what else. You see a lot of stars here—hadn’t thought about that. Should have asked Rhonda over in astronomy if I could have done any night readings for her. Oh well.

In the utility room there is a small two-element cooktop, propane supplied by tanks—which is mostly a backup. Looks like the primary heat source for cooking is wood or charcoal with meals prepared outside in a screened porch-like area. On the porch is a stack of cut wood and a bin of charcoal, appears to be derived from bamboo. Lee’s cottage across the way looks like an addition was built on.
Water comes from a faucet, fed by a system that seems to be gravity based. There must be a water tower somewhere, probably with a power assist if needed. This will be like living in Cub Scout camp for three months. Facilities for showering, bathing, or toilet are shared in a separate structure. Toilet is of the squat variety, flushed with a pail. Septic system? Maybe they compost the human waste? Hopefully dug deep enough or downstream of the drinking supply. But the inhabitants haven’t died of cholera yet, so it’s probably all been perfected. My guts tremble in fear just thinking about the possibilities.

All the walls practically open up for light and air. Screened of course. It apparently never gets cold here, which I can believe. It’s so horribly hot and humid. I don’t know what I was thinking. Had I come to such a place as a 20-something this would be an adventure. To a 50-something it seems like a lot of trouble, but I’ve made my choice and I’m in for the duration.

At daybreak, true to Lee’s word, there was a knock, but it was not her. I opened the door to a younger version of Lee. Her most prominent feature was that she had long, glossy black hair that fell past her waist. Other than that, she looked like any number of Asian American undergrad coeds I had had in my classroom back at the university. She gave me a deep bow of greeting.

Nihao. Or is it English that you speak?”
“English is best for me, but nihao to you too. You must be Ling.”
“Yes. I am Lee’s daughter, Dr. Wong?”
“No need for such formality. Call me Clete.”
“Thank you, but I think I would prefer to call you Dr. Wong.”
“Suit yourself. But why?”
“I understand you are quite learned? You hold three college degrees?”
“Four actually. Plus some post-doc work. However, it’s only impressive to those in my field, and even then most of them aren’t impressed—I’m just a sell-out oil hunter.”
“Excuse me? Dr. Wong? I don’t follow?”
“Never mind. Just the rantings of a cranky old man. Sure I can’t get you to drop the ‘Dr.’ nonsense?”
“But it doesn’t seem appropriate for me to call you so familiarly.”
“If you change your mind, I prefer Clete. Americans are casual.”
“Yes, well. In any case, my mother is ready for you to join us for breakfast. If you would follow me please?”
“Lay on McDuff.” 

OK, I was pouring on the colloquial Americanisms a bit thick. I was ushered onto their screen porch area and urged to take a seat at the small table which could accommodate four if necessary. “Good morning,” I said cheerfully, as Lee entered with bowls of porridge. She nodded and grunted something at me. Must not be a morning person. She left and returned with spoons and a serving bowl filled with eggs that had been scrambled with herbs and greens. She took her seat across from me. I decided the polite thing to do was to match her countenance and demeanor. Setting my face to the seriousness of hers put me into an offensive stance and mood. We locked eyes. We sat stone still. I felt Ling’s gaze, she was sitting to my left, darting from her mother to me and back.


            “Well,” Lee said breaking the impasse, “are you going to eat or not? Why are you waiting?"
“I’m waiting for you to start.”
“I am waiting for you to start. Do not wait for me.”
“What if I pick up the spoon wrong? I’m in a foreign country. I think I’ll watch.”
“Maybe I am waiting for you to start so I can copy you so you do not feel uncomfortable.”
“Why would you do that?”
“You are a guest.”
“You didn’t seem to care about that yesterday.”
“You keep track of such things?”
“I’m a scientist. That makes me an astute observer. I see things and I write things down. So yeah, I keep track.”
“To me, one day is one day, the next is the next.”
“That’s certainly an approach that has its place in certain situations.” Back to our stone quiet impasse.
“Dr. Wong? Mother?” interjected Ling, “But I think you should start. Before it gets cold?”
“Cold? Tell me what the word ‘cold’ means to you,” I said.
Ling looked at me like I was an idiot. “Cold means not hot,” said Ling.
“You are supposed to be a smart person. What’s wrong with you? You do not know hot from cold?” interjected Lee.
“Hot and cold are relative terms. In case you didn’t notice, I’m hot here. Maybe I need to get a thermometer and . . .”
 Ling stopped me in mid-sentence. “You may observe me if you wish, Dr. Wong. In fact, would you like your eggs in your porridge?”
“Prep it exactly the way your mother eats it, please.”
“Mother . . .”
“Extend every courtesy to our guest and fulfill his request.”
At this point Lee broke off the intense staring contest we seemed to have begun and we tracked Ling’s movements. She picked up the eggs and divided them evenly into thirds dumping them the steaming bowls of porridge. She then took a jar with a dark oily substance in it and dropped a spoonful into both Lee’s and my bowl.
“Three swirls and then she eats,” said Ling. “She uses her right hand and dips the spoon with the leading edge away from her first in.”
“Got it.” I looked back intently at Lee. We picked up spoons in unison, made the requisite three swirls, took a scoop, and then held them to our mouths. “Ling?”
“Yes Dr. Wong?”
“Silent or slurp?”
“Slurp.”
“Loud, medium, or soft?”
“Medium.”
“Daughter!” said Lee.
“Mother?” said Ling.
“I think I made the porridge rather bland today. Give me two more spoonfuls of seasoning.”
Ling complied.
“Ling?” I said.
“Dr. Wong?” I’ll have the same. Exactly the same as your mother, my esteemed hostess.”
“Do as our honored guest says,” said Lee. 


So we swirled three more times and then we slurped, medium. As soon as the concoction hit my throat, my eyes shut, watered, and tightened, and I immediately gagged. “GOD, BITTER … HOT!” Lee was laughing her ass off. “You Goddamed fuckin’ bitch. You tryin’ to poison me?” All my cultural sensitivity and diplomacy evaporated it seemed.

Caoni! Wangbadan! (roughly ‘Well, fuck you, you son of a bitch’)” scolded Lee.
“Mama?” said Ling. She was surprised.
“What’s wrong with you American? My sauce is stronger than you?”
“Ahem,” Ling spoke very delicately as I was trying to compose myself, “I don’t like mother’s condiment there. It’s very strong. She’s very particular about what she eats herself.”
“What the HELL is that crap?”
“This crap, as you call it, is my ‘Motor Oil Dressing,’” said Lee, “since it reminds me of crankcase grease, but it’s made from peppers, and from some beans that we grown and ferment.”
I took a big slug of tea. “Very apt.”
“You do not have to eat that,” said Lee.
“I’m eating it. Every bite. It’s delicious,” I said sarcastically.
“Why, thank you Clete. So nice to get a true compliment,” she returned to me just as sharply.
 “Is your mother always so contentious?” I said, struggling with every bite. I realized I was going to regret the resultant bowel movement even more.
“Mother is never contentious, to me. And she is actually a fine cook.” We finished up and Ling excused herself to perform some stretching routine elsewhere. Lee allowed me to assist her in cleaning up.
“My job today with you is to show you the area in which you will work this week and to show you where they set up your laboratory structure.”
“Aren’t you going to drive me around the whole island?”
“No. You will proceed one domain at a time. That is what we all here decided. You have 12 weeks to be here, we have 10 domains and the Grove, the Outside, so it works out that way. You will not bother those who live in the domain you are studying. If they speak to you, you may respond. You may save the last week for your summary or going back to any place you missed.”
“That’s not an ideal set up.”
“It is what it is.”
“What if an area demands more of my attention than another?”
             “Why you so pushy? Can you not take directions?”
             “Is it crime here to ask for things?”
             “Abide by your contract.”
             “You want to talk about the contract? And some of its vagaries?”
             “What is that word you just used?”
“Vagaries. Let’s just say things that are not predictable or clear. Can we talk about it?”
“I will not discuss it. I will tell the Security Council you are dissatisfied.”
“You do that. But I’ll cope.”
“Yes. You will. You ready to go to your research shed now?”
“Yep.”

Since I had nothing to carry, we decided just to walk over to the location of the porta-lab. I was told by my contractor that it had been placed on a nice level, flat pad that was elevated about some 10-12 feet above sea level in the interior, well drained, and partially shaded. The placement was also chosen because of its proximity to a utility juncture to tap into the Island’s small power grid and because of unobstructed sightline to the satellite that my dish would be pointed to.

We walked along the primary, unpaved access road that I was told snaked about the island. We took a cutoff and went up a dirt path and there it was. Basically the lab was a double cargo container placed on a concrete frame form, but insulated and outfitted inside with shelves, cabinets, appliances, and various equipment I had purchased and had secured inside, which I would spend most of the next few days setting up. 

I opened the door, stepped inside, and did a quick inventory. Crates had shifted, but if the packers had done their job right everything should be intact. I stepped back down.

“Whoooweee. Is it ever stuffy and hot in there! Goddamn!” I exclaimed. My foot almost came down on some kind of large, bulbous green squash. “Ooo. What have we here?” I bent down and picked it up. “You know, my mother would make soup out of this kind of thing. I think she called it doong gwah. So why is this . . . lab . . . uh, . . .sitting on top of a . . . nice, uh, melon patch?” There were other plants and squash peeking from under the structure.
“I think that is a very good question too. And maybe you have some good answers for me NOW.”

And then it started; the reason she was pissed at me yesterday, and today as well, and from the looks of it, probably as long as I will continue to be here. The person she could unload on had finally arrived and her grievances could be heard. And heard they were. I had been brought to the scene of the crime and recitation of injustices commenced.

For all of my observant nature, I forgot to start my stopwatch, which would have been nice since there seemed to be no end to the full accounting of the suddenness of the appearance of the massive cargo helicopter that brought the lab, the boatload of rude men who landed on the beach, and the mess they made of things traipsing about with their boots in gardens, pinching Ling’s ass, pissing and spitting wherever they felt like it, and so forth. I was berated for my lack of communication and responsiveness. 

She complained of Rex who cowered in his office afraid to come out. Not sure why that was my fault.
Judging from her account—after it had been dialed down in intensity, volume, and spirited Mandarin profanity—it seemed that the crack Malaysian install crew that my contractor Bo insisted was the best, didn’t speak any of the five or six languages they speak here, but they nevertheless intended to do a great job for him since Bo was paying them so well. Apparently they were told to just ignore the locals and pick the best spot and install accordingly. Fortunately for them, they left after the job was done. Unfortunately for me, I have to live with her and the consequences of their actions for the next three months. Lee complained that they all carried sidearms. That crew must work in some difficult places.
And who knew that prized melon patches make great research building locations? Make a note for future melon growers who are exiting the ag industry.

When a break in the tirade finally occurred, I added rather hopefully:

“It would probably have helped if you had kept up with your e-mail or answered your phone. I wasn’t getting any feedback at all from you people.”
“E-MAIL!? PHONE!?”
And we were off again. Apparently my expectations for digital discourse were a bit too high for subsistence farmers.
When I offered to compensate her for the crop loss she simply said, “Forget about it. There’s no place I can buy what was lost. We’re on an Island, or have you forgotten?”
“I’ll have the crew come back and remove this building when I’m done.”
“NO! I never want those horrible men on this Island again. I will shoot them myself if they come. I will call a curse down on their families. My beautiful patch is gone. It is just lost, that’s all there is to it. Lost to this ugly box.”

And on and on she went but another gap soon came. I think she was tiring out—didn’t take quite so long to get to this breathing space. We eventually worked something out and she left me to start my setup. I just need to make myself as scarce and as transparent as possible. I was asked, rather ordered again, to sup with her that evening and give her a report of my activities. No need to recount that meeting here, but it was just as lovely as it sounds. The bad news was that I was to eat dinner with her every night and report on my activities. Just what I needed. A fuckin’ nursemaid.

The thing that pissed me off more than anything was the money I wasted on 90 dehydrated meals that I was planning to eat for my dinners.


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Entry into the Annals - edited and spellchecked draft 2
Reporter: Qin Qin, Guardian Princess of History, Prophecy, and Lore

U.S. Date:             Monday, 25, June 2012
Island Date:        Dragon, Month 5, Day 7, Xingqi 1

Water Domain: 2nd Water Princess was asked to recall her conversation with the 1st Water Princess after the orientation meeting with the scientist

“OH MY GOD! What an awful person! This research contract is becoming a nightmare. It keeps getting worse,” lamented Lee to her daughter.
“I thought you two were going to kill each other.”
“Is that the American way to talk? To stare SO HARD at one another? And to use such profanity? I could barely take it anymore. It was SO RUDE! I couldn’t stand to BE so rude myself.”
“I have heard Americans are quite blunt. But I thought he may have been copying you mother.”
“Copying me copying him? What nonsense. And now I have to talk to him everyday. I am so tired now and it’s not even noon.” Lee set an item down on the table.
“Mother? What is that?”
“His bribe.”
“Bribe?”
“He called it a security, a deposit—whatever you want to call it. After I told him his lab box was sitting on my melon patch, he gave me . . . this.”
“I know it really bothered you. But it’s not much of a bribe. An old knife? Why that?”
“His try to get even. That’s all. I told him I’ll give it back to him when he gives back my patch.”
“Is it worth something?”
“Just some story behind it. That’s all. Means nothing to me.”
“May I see it?” She examined it, opening and closing the solitary blade. “It’s dull.”
“It’s not even a good knife.”
“What was the story? Did he tell you?”
“Says it belonged to his great-grandfather. Said he immigrated to California as a boy to work in the mines in the 19th century, and later the railroads.”
“Long time ago. Mother, this is probably very precious to him. Why would he give it to you?”
“Probably because I yelled at him.”
“You . . . yelled?”
“I yelled . . . a lot. The melon patch.” Ling nodded in understanding. “Now you’re making me feel bad. Stop looking at me that way. But he stole my patch that I worked on for years! That was the seed crop too! It’s probably nothing to him either, that knife.”
             “Why do you say that?”
             “It’s just what he happened to have in his pocket. Maybe it’s all a lie. Some story he made up on the spot. People like him think we’re stupid. All of his college degrees. I don’t know what kind of man he is. If he’s like those Malays he hired we’d better be worried.” Lee was quiet for a while.
“So did he apologize?”
“That’s the thing! No! Not sorry at all. He tried to make it sound like it was my fault for not phoning him.”
“So did you demand this out of him?”
“No. I didn’t ask for anything.”
“So he just offered this then?”
Lee thought about that a bit. “It got into my hand. That’s all. He said he has no grandson to give it to. He said, ‘I have no one.’ That’s all he said.”
“He has no family then?”
“Looks like no.” Lee laughed at herself. “I took a family heirloom from a man with no family. How worthless is that?”
“Do you think you may be too hard on him?”
“Are you taking his side?”
“I think he’s nicer than you think. You know those extra 25 barrels they delivered? They were not on the contract punch list.”
“Did you find a place for them? What are they anyway?”
“If the labels are correct, they are 25 barrels of highly refined diesel fuel. If we use that, you won’t have to clean and rebuild the generator engine for two full cycles.”
“Eh?”
“I examined a sample. Hundreds of times better than that cheap, swampy stuff we get from Indonesia. This looks like clear water. I had them install one immediately. You know that broker just gives us his trash that everyone rejects. The generator is running about 30 percent quieter. Haven't you noticed? Dr. Wong maybe saved you and me two weeks of mechanical work.”
Her mother tried hard to look as unimpressed as possible. “I like mechanical work. Don’t talk to me anymore. I need to rest.”


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Be truthful and frank, but be polite. If you use excessive profanity, I'll assume you have some kind of character flaw like Dr. Wong. Tks!